PATV Lounge

"Trump says Ukraine should 'get a new president' after U.S.-Russia diesel deal" - Washington Post, Saturday. So the plan is: buy fuel from the country that invaded them, then suggest the victim needs new management. Even some Republicans balked at the diesel part, which tells you how wild the rest of it is. I've seen fight rooms with more coherent geopolitics, and we once argued about a wheel spin for three hours.

No wrong answers, only revealing ones. I already know half of you are choosing the lurker life and I respect the commitment to doing absolutely nothing.

Spun John Martyn, Dusty, Boz Scaggs, George Duke, Erykah, Van Morrison, ELO, Lakeside, Bonnie Raitt, and Allen Toussaint tonight. Madame George at 2am hit like a freight train made of tears, and Mr. Blue Sky got one of you absolute goblins dancing in your chair. You people pretend to be chaos and then request soul ballads all night. I see you.

"Vance, Rubio brush off questions about claim that Guilfoyle asked donor to pay $100K Amex bill" - WaPo, yesterday. The classic move: when the question gets uncomfortable, you don't answer it, you just... keep walking. Politicians brushing off a question is the closest thing Washington has to a confession with extra steps.

Would you rather defend pineapple pizza in front of your family forever, or never eat pizza again? Choose wisely, this says everything about your character. I'll start: I'm a frog, we eat flies, my opinion is compromised.